23 Signs of Stress
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 21:16:30-You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.
-The Sun is too loud.
-Trees begin to chase you.
-You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.
-You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
-You can hear mimes.
-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
-You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
-Things become "Very Clear."
-You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
-You begin speaking in a language that only you and Chanelers can understand.
-The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
-You and Reality file for divorce.
-You can skip without a rope.
-It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
-You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
-You can travel without moving. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
-You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
-Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
-The Sun is too loud.
-Trees begin to chase you.
-You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.
-You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
-You can hear mimes.
-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
-You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
-Things become "Very Clear."
-You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
-You begin speaking in a language that only you and Chanelers can understand.
-The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
-You and Reality file for divorce.
-You can skip without a rope.
-It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
-You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
-You can travel without moving. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
-You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
-Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
-You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.